Toaist Biker stole the idea, so I therefore stole the idea from him.
My husband is a huge comic book collector and I constantly make fun of him for this. I often pick a character that is nothing like his favorite characters just to piss him off. Other times I will pick a character that is his favorite characters love interest so that I feel like my husband and I actually have real stuff in common (because in our house comic book characters are real stuff).
The funny part of this quiz is that my husband and I took this quiz in seperate rooms and as you can see, I’m Catwoman and my husband is Batman. Batman is his favorite character from DC. I’m actually a little disappointed that I’m Catwoman, I always pictured myself as more of a Dark Phoenix or Jean Gray (these two women are actually one in the same) and my husband as more of a Wolverine.
You are Catwoman
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You have had a tough childhood, you know how to be a thief and exploit others but you stand up for society’s cast-offs  |
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The part of the quiz that I find hilarious is the 50% Flash. Yeah, I don’t run so the only reason I can think that I may be in any way the Flash is because I’m sarcastic. In truth, I’m more surprised that I’m only 55% Hulk. I once got so mad at an XBox controller that I threw it down and proceeded to step on it and crush it in a Hulk type manner. It most likely just needed new batteries, but this is the temper that I was given possesion of in life.
One of my favorite comic book lines ever was from one of the first couple of Uncanny X-Men comics after the Blue/Gold team split in 1990 or whenever (okay, I’m such a geek I had to go look it up…it was issue #281). A Sentinel blasts Jean. Hard. It then says in computer-speak, “Target Marvel Girl is dead.”
The bad guy who was leading the Sentinels says: “A condition with which I understand she is quite familiar.”
That still cracks me the hell up.
All of my comic book character knowledge is wrapped up in what my husband will share with me and what I see in movies. I’m impressed that you even knew a line from one of the stories. My wanting to be Jean or Phoenix is based completely on the fact that she is a hot looking red head and she is what I aspire to be.
I came up with Superman. I don’t have a favorite superhero but Superman’s not bad. I would have been happy with Batman or Wolverine as well but glad I’m not the Flash.
What has the Flash done to offend you so? It’s ok though, I’m a fan of Superman much to my Batman loving husbands dismay.
I am Spiderman, followed by Flash. I am not sure what issues bluesuit has with FLASH, but she is about to witness my DARK SIDE! Maybe even a necklace of Kryptonite for a present!
Sounds incredibly ominous.
Apparently I’m intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility. AKA: Spiderman. Hmmm. I don’t look good in spandex, so I’m pretty sure that I’m a bad super hero no matter how geeky I may be.
Spiderman is cool, another one I like that my husband disapproves of.
I’m amused that one the questions is how you feel about your body and that another question is whether or not you wear thongs. As if those two things are important to being a superhero. Then again, I assume the comfort of your body is important.
Well then I’ll explain - Jean has been killed off and resurrected more than just about any other major character in comics. It was already something of a joke 15 years ago, and I understand it’s happened a few more times since then.
But I definitely agree…[Homer]Mmm, hot redheads….*drool*[/Homer]
See, that’s how cool she is, just dying and being resurrected at will like that. I suppose that’s why she is called Phoenix. I’ll have to talk to my husband and see if he can come up with a number for how many times it’s happend to her.
Do you two wear the suits sometimes?
I can’t tell you that.
Wow! I didn’t realize the Flash was so well loved. All he does is run. That’s it. Maybe I’m jealous. I can’t run for more than 7 min before I practically go into convulsions and just about pass out. Damn that Flash!
He’s also funny and sarcastic. He’s pretty much a good guy. And it isn’t like he was born with the ability to run fast. Not like Superman.
I laughed at some of the gender leading questions. Any guys admit to wearing a thong or push-up bra?
I almost made my husband do it just to see what would happen to his results. I decided against it…
Not today…
But I once scored points on an “Are you gay?” quiz for admitting that I own a pair of leather pants. They’re armored motorcycle leathers, but they didn’t ask for specifics. (And while I like to think that butches me up, maybe not?)
That’s the problem with those questions, they don’t care about the purpose.