Sarah in the Suburbs











{April 28, 2008}   5 by 5

OK, so I was tagged by Betme to do a list of fives.  First off, for reasons I am unsure of, I have never been comfortable with the number five, so with that said, I give you my list.

Five Things in my Bag:

Five things in my bag

  1. Sunglasses:  Very important to the happiness of my driving.  I always need to have my sunglasses, no sunglasses equals a very unhappy Sarah.
  2. Wallet:  This post might as well have been five things in my wallet.  I could probably live without my purse, but that’s only because I keep everything in my wallet.  And yes, those are skulls on my wallet.  They are Jack Skellington heads from The Nightmare Before Christmas which is one of my favorite movies.
  3. Gum:  If my dentist were to see this post, he would be very disappointed in me.  I’m not actually supposed to chew gum due to issues I have with my jaw.  But, who can resist Orbit melon mint or whatever the hell it’s called.
  4. Notebook with a pen attached:  As Allison said in her five things post, you never know when a blog idea will strike. 
  5. Electronics:  It’s sick, but the phone I have has an MP3 player and a camera in it.  And yet, because the phone is new I still carry my iPod and digital camera with me.  You can’t see the camera in this picture, because it’s what I’m taking the picture with obviously.  Oy people.

Five Things in my Room:  (Ok, one of these things isn’t from the bedroom, but I’m not going to show you the porn collection, so instead I took a picture of mine and my husbands favorite piece of art that we bought together.  It may end up in the bedroom at some point in the near futute anyway.) 

My side of the bed  A reminder to both my husband and myself  Where the \  The most expensive purse I own  Our favorite piece of artwork

  1. My side of the bed:  On it are my alarm clock, a bottle of lotion because dry skin is my enemy, chapstick, foot healing balm and the jewlery that I wear the most often.
  2. Always Kiss me Goodnight:  I was guilty of going to bed angry a lot.  It was when I was working at the library and I guess I took things out on my husband.  It got ugly for awhile, and last year after being unemployed for a few months I found this sign at a craft fair.  It’s worked.  No matter how angry one of us is, we always kiss goodnight now.
  3. The bed:  First off, yes at 29 going on 30 years old I still sleep with a stuffed bear.  I can’t help it, it makes me feel better and my husband doesn’t complain about it.  Second, those are pet stairs at the foot of the bed.  The damned cat refuses to use them, but I’m afraid that she will give up all hope of getting up onto the bed if I move them.
  4. My Coach purse:  This is the most expensive and extravagant purse that I own.  I really never get to use it because it’s basically just a clutch and doesn’t have anywhere near enough space in it, but it’s mine and I love it. 
  5. The artwork:  It’s a digital image of The Devil and an Angel playing chess with humans.  Let’s face it, isn’t that how it feels sometimes.  On either side are a couple of my favorite dragons.  These aren’t in the bedroom right now, but my husband and I have plans to buy some more artwork and I get the feeling that this one, dark as it may seem, may end up in the bedroom at some point. 

Five Things I am Into:  (In no particular order)

  1. Reading:  I’m very into the reading.  I have about 6 bookcases of various sizes to prove my love of reading.  They are all full of my books.  I will attempt to read anything.  I love the classics.  It took me forever to get through Vanity Fair because of  the style it was written in, but I did it and I felt really good about it.  I’ve discovered since I’m not working that I’m picking up a lot of non-fiction books like Don’t Know Much about Mythology and books like that.  Stuff I feel like I should know, but maybe I don’t.  My husband may occupy one half of a shelf on one of the bookcases.  To be fair though, he occupies a good part of the closets with his boxes full of comic books.
  2. Body art:  Even if I’m not covered in tattoos and piercings I love to pick up magazines about such.  I have been known to walk into a tattoo studio to just look around and see what other people are getting.  The people who work in these shops seem OK with me doing that.  I don’t do it every week or anything but I’ve done it more than once.  I also have a list of tattoos that I want to get.  I’ve taken the idea to several shops to have them drawn up (I can’t draw and I don’t know any of my friends who can) and have the prices quoted so that I know what I’m working up to.  A lot of people don’t like tattoos and piercings.  They say that if you weren’t meant to be covered in ink and piercings than God would have given them to you.  I say if he didn’t want me to have them, he wouldn’t have given me a blank canvas to work with.
  3. Music:  I love music.  There is a song for every mood, thought, and feeling.  Music can be inspiring.  Music can bring you out of a funk, and occassionally it can work you into one.  I can’t live without music.  I listen to it everyday.  I know a lot of people who listen to talk radio and audio books, but words just distract me.  Music though, that’s like a heartbeat.  Actually, a heartbeat is music.   
  4. Dragons:  If dragons were real, I would want to own one.  But since they aren’t my husband humors me by buying me just about anything that is a dragon.  I’m picky about my dragons though.  I don’t like Asian dragons because they look too much like snakes (I’m afraid of snakes).  If it doesn’t have wings, then it’s not really a dragon.  My husband isn’t the only one who indulges me in this dragon fixation, most of my friends and my parents do too, but my husband tends to take on the brunt of this collection.
  5. Photography:  My dad is a professional photographer and I think he always hoped that I would follow.  I’m reluctant photographer.  I tend to look at something after it happens and wish that I had taken a picture of it.  I try to go for the arty pictures, and they always come out blurry.  I prefer black and white to color.  Black and white makes you think about what you’re looking at.  It’s just nicer to look at sometimes, at least in my opinion.

Five Things I Have Always Wanted to do:  (In no particular order)

  1. Bungee jump:  I don’t know why.  I don’t even know if people do this anymore.  Falling has never scared me though.  Flying, now that scares the crap out of me, but if I had to jump from a plane, I would probably feel a rush that could not even be described.
  2. Travel:  I want to go to Europe.  Problem is I’m afraid to fly and I have claustrophobia.  These are two things that don’t bode well with an 8 hour flight across an ocean.  There is also the lack of money thing.  I’m good with flying within the country, but across an ocean and I can feel the panic attack right now. 
  3. Write:  I know, I’m writing now.  I want to be able to write a book or a story or an article.  I guess I’m saying that I want to be published.  Maybe this technically counts.  Maybe I want people to have to pay for what I’m writing.  I want to be paid for writing something.  Wow, I’m babbling.
  4. Drive a Dodge Viper:  I know it’s silly, but the first time I saw this car I fell in love.  Or maybe it’s lust, anyway something guides me to this car.  It is my dream car.  I want it, I want to be inside of it.
  5. Work a clutch:  I have tried over and over to drive a manual transmission car.  It never ends well for the car.  I’m convinced that if I can learn to work the damned clutch in a car than I can finally learn to ride a motorcycle and perhaps I won’t die in a fiery wreck. 


I have my next few tattoos planned out – but I know better than to go in and get them drawn up or quoted, because if I do that then my brain immediately shifts into “WhenCanWeDoItHuhHuhHuhNowIsGoodRightHuhHuh” mode and I drive myself and my wife crazy.

And I think it’s easier to learn a motorcycle clutch than an auto clutch. Maybe it’s the hands/feet thing. But if you want to learn to ride a motorcycle, step #1 should be to buy this book: Proficient Motorcycling by David Hough.

Read that through at least once, and then go take the written test and get your learner’s permit.

Then sign up for a Motorcycle Safety Foundation class at the nearest school to you with an opening.

The good thing about the MSF is that for the beginner courses, they provide the motorcycles. All you need is a helmet and some leather boots and gloves and you’re in. I’d be glad to converse with you at length about the MSF and other newbie-biker stuff, just drop me an email!

(Hopefully WordPress won’t eat my comment for spam because of the two links.)

My brain goes into overdrive when I do walk into the tattoo studios, but I do it anyway. My husband wasn’t sane to begin with (he married me) so me obsessing over when I can get a new tattoo is nothing.

I have heard from many reliable sources that a bike clutch is easier than an auto clutch, but you are the first (woo hoo) to actually give me some usable advice on how to go about getting me onto a bike. My own father wouldn’t even share with me (I think he’s afraid of his baby dying in a fiery wreck).

And I did have to approve the comment, WordPress assumed it was spam. ;)



1. “I say if he didn’t want me to have them, he wouldn’t have given me a blank canvas to work with.” Excellent point! How can you argue with that line of thought?

2. Working a clutch isn’t too bad…it is more of a feeling. I was stuck in the middle of BFE with a military vehicle. I either drove it, or was going to be stranded. Learn or die! When it is put that way, I think I could have learned to fly!

Blank canvas logic is hard to argue. My mother would still disagree though.

Maybe I need to be in the learn or die setting. I went on a cruise once and we took a driving tour. I didn’t realize that the vehicles would be manual and I killed the transmission in the Jeep. Like I said, it never ends well for the vehicle.



betme says:

I love the Devil and Angel playing chess picture … and the “Always Kiss me Goodnight” sign.

Orbit gum is my favorite. I have never tried the ‘melon mint’… but, that is because I am not supposed to be chewing gum either.

(We have a lot in common… The Viper issues, the dragons…) You are a tidy version of me. :D

I agree about the black and white photography. It feels more like art, pulling you in and making you think.

There is a second one with the Devil and Angel, we haven’t bought it yet, but we will. The kiss one came at a point where I couldn’t bear the thought of being angry when I went to bed anymore.

Orbit is my weakness. I think it’s because the commercials always crack me up. Like I said though, if my dentist sees this and figures out who I am, then I’m a dead woman.

Because my dad is a photographer I was exposed to Black and White early. With all the love in my heart I say, my dad is a photograph snob. He thinks that art photography should only be in Black and White. I prefer black and white but I will occassionally give in to color. Then again, most of our art photography is black and white. It’s moodier.

You would take back that tidy comment if you saw how I really lived. I had to make the bed and pick up the clothes off the floor before I took those pictures. ;)



Anytime!

I actually wrote up my experience at the MSF for the message board I was hanging around at the time. I can try to dig it up if it interests you.

Oh, and the other good thing about the MSF is that in most states if you pass the MSF they’ll waive the road test for your license. So you get to take the road test on someone else’s ratty bike, with several other people, instead of feeling like you’re alone under the spotlight and thinking “Please don’t drop my new bike, please don’t drop my new bike…”

Every little bit helps. Taking the test on someone else’s ratty bike sounds good considering we are in no financial situation over here for me to actually buy a bike. I just want the license so that I have the opportunity to own a bike one day.



Allison says:

I know exactly what you mean about the gum situation. I underwent many orthodontic interventions to overcome TMJ…and though my jaw is much better now, I am guaranteed to get a headache if I chew jum. I still do, on very rare occasions…and Orbit is the best.

I love the picture you have over your bed. That sentiment is so true and I am sure will serve your marriage well.

No headaches here but my jaw starts to click and then it locks up. But it’s so hard to resist gum when you’re at the grocery store.

Can you believe that picture only cost us $12.00 at a craft fair? It was a steal so my husband very kindly bought it for me (us?) and then after about 3 months of nagging, he finally hung it up.



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