101.  I am sarcastic.  I don’t know if it’s a defense mechanism or what, but it’s all I have. 

100.  Worked in a library for seven years.

99.  Believe that tattooing and body piercing is an art form. 

98.  I do believe in dragons.  I have a collection of dragons that my husband and family do nothing to dissuade, as a matter of fact, they may be my biggest supporters.

97.  I do believe in fairies, I do, I do.

96.  I only have two really close girlfriends, and I’ve known them both for about 15 years.  I think that maybe they know every dirty little secret that I have, and if ever put in a room together could most likely bring about my destruction.

95.  Grew up with dogs, but I think I’m really a cat person.

94.  I am infintely better at anything technological, and electronic than my husband. 

93.  I like Disney movies (the cartoons, not the Pixar) mostly because they are really morbid for children’s movies.  Someone always dies, violently.

92.  I only like Black and White photography. 

91.  I’m a horrible picture taker.  I see a moment, think how I should take a picture of it, and then I don’t.  I actually asked for a smaller camera for the express purpose of always being able to carry it around with me, and yet I don’t.

90.  I went to beauty school for about six months. 

89.  I am a beauty school dropout (if you don’t get this, you need to watch a movie called Grease).

88.  I believe in ghosts, and often feel like I’m being watched when I’m totally alone.

87.  I am terrified of clowns and snakes.

86.  I don’t like to drive over bridges, because I’m afraid of being in a car accident while crossing one.  This is really only an issue if it is over a body of water.

85.  I’m a good swimmer and am able to do the butterfly stroke.

84.  My favorite food is Macaroni and Cheese, like from the blue box.

83.  I don’t like to wear normal shades of nailpolish.  I’m only happy if I’m wearing black, blue, purple or green.

82.  I hate the color pink in all of it’s many variations.

81.  My favorite holiday is Halloween.

80.  I met husband through a friend from beauty school.

79.  The first time I spent time getting to know him, he was tickling me and threw my knee out.

78.  He tells everyone that he has no idea why I called him the next day.

77.  He thinks this will be a great story to tell both our children and grandchildren.

76.  My husband and I are born two days apart from each other, but are seperated by three years.

75.  My first car was 1976 Ford Mustang 2, it cost $400 and had no working radio, air conditioning or defrosters.

74.  My dream car is a 1985 Chevy Monte Carlo SS in grey blue with a sun roof.

73.  I want to learn to ride a motorcycle.

72.  After years of protesting, I finally tried on a pair of Crocs (the ugly shoes with the holes in them) and now wear nothing else except when there is over 5 inches of snow.

71.  My absolute favorite junk food is Jelly Belly jelly beans, I prefer cinnamon and pear.

70.  If I have to wear anything other than jeans, I’m very moody and uncomfortable until I can put jeans on again.

69.  I have only been in love, really in love, twice.  I married the second guy I fell in love with.  Right after my knee healed.

68.  I’m still not sure if I would make a good mom, or even a halfway decent mom.

67.  My parents got divorced when I was 18.  I actually like my parents better apart from each other and married to their new spouses.

66.  I still want to be an actress despite the fact that I hate speaking in front of people.

65.  I still dream about being a musician, despite the fact that I hate speaking in front of people.

64.  I obsessivly organize our DVD collection, but I just toss books onto book shelves in no particular order.

63.  I’m an only child.

62.  My mom hates my tattoos, but I have finally managed to get her to admit that she likes the butterfly on my upper left arm.

61.  I was born in the summer, but I hate the summer.

60.  My favorite season is fall.

59.  My least favorite season is winter, because when it snows it’s really pretty at first, but then it starts to melt and get dirty and slushy.

58.  I love to read. 

57.  If I read one book by an author and I like it, I will go out and buy every book by that author.

56.  My favorite movie is Nightmare Before Christmas.

55.  I think Johnny Depp is one of the greatest actors alive. 

54.  I used to be obsessed with the movie Crybaby with Johnny Depp.  Even today if I see that it is playing on TV, I will turn it on.  I think I have it memorized.

53.  I love purses.  Even if I don’t need a new one, I will buy it.

52.  I’m a pack rat, but when I get fed up with something I will go on a crazy cleaning spree.

51.  When I’m shopping and I decide not to buy something I obsess over it until I do buy it.

50.  I experience buyers remorse before I even hit the check out lane in stores.

49.  I’m naturally a brunette with a very natural blonde steak at my right temple.

48.  I color my hair red.

47.  I cannot play games with people.  I’m way too competitive, and I’m a very bad loser.

46.  I have a bad temper.

45.  I don’t want to say that I have road rage, but on more than one occasion I have gotten out of a car to yell at someone when they have cut me off.  I actually haven’t done this in about two years.

44.  I love jewelery.

43.  I hate roses, even though they are my birth month flower.

42.  My favorite flower is the tulip.

41.  These lists are harder than they look.

40.  I love candles, and my favorite scent is vanilla cupcake/birthday cake.

39.  I am addicted to coffee, I will drink it all day long if given the option.

38.  I’ve recently discovered that I actually like cooking. 

37.  <= The number of stair I have to climb to get to my apartment.

36.  My favorite food is Chinese.  I recently discovered I prefer fast food Chinese food to sit down Chinese food.

35.  I really hate Christmas.

34.  I read comics online everyday, I cannot actually start my day until I sit down and read my comics online while drinking my morning coffee.  If I don’t read my comics in the morning, it seems like my whole day goes badly.

33.  I love to drive. 

32.  I prefer College Football to Professional Football.

31.  My favorite color wavers between blue and purple.

30.  It is rare that I prefer a movie to a book.

29.  If a movie/tv show is based on actual events, I will drive myself crazy trying to read everything about the event just so that I can understand it better.

28.  My husband and I have the names for any children we may have already picked out.

27.  My dad is a professional photograher. 

26.  I still like to collect stuffed animals.  Admittadly I’ve recently come to the conclusion that I need to get rid of some of these stuffed animals.

25.  I am a morning person through and through.  My dad is a morning person and I guess I learned from him to be a morning person. 

24.  My mom is not a morning person.

23.  I love Urband Legends.  It seems like there is one for everything that happens in life.

22.  I don’t really like birthday cake, at least not on my birthday.

21.  I love useless information.  I thrive on it.

20.  I am absolutely terrible at math.  My husband is great at it.  I can throw numbers to him and before he even blinks he’ll tell me the total.

19.  I thrive under pressure.  I don’t think I’ve ever done anything the easy way.

18.  I once wrote a paper in high school the night before it was due; all of the research was done, the paper was written, typed and handed in 12 hours before it was due.

17.  I got an A+ on that paper.  Part of me still wonders if the teacher really read it, and didn’t just grade it because it was in the correct format.

16.  That paper had the same 5-8 facts in it repeated over and over in different wording.  I’m am the Bull-s***ting queen.

15.  When I was 15 I got really, really drunk.  I came home that night absolutely reeking of alcohol, and proceeded to tell my mom that I was not drunk.

14.  I never really got hangovers until I hit my 20’s. 

13.  I have the tolerance of a baby elephant.  It takes twice as many drinks for me to get drunk, and twice as many pain relievers for the pain to even start to go away.

12.  I once dislocated my shoulder from jumping into a mosh pit at a concert.  I didn’t realize it until the next day.

11.  This is strangely reminiscent of the time my mom broke her collar bone by (drunk) tackling a man 3 times her size in a game of touch football.

10.  I rarely leave my house without make-up on.  I don’t know, I just don’t.

9.  The first time I got my ears pierced, I didn’t take care of them.  They got badly infected and the post broke off in my ear.  My mom, had to take a pin and stick it through the hole to get the post out of my ear.

8.  I didn’t get my ears pierced again until I was 12, and then I got the first hole and second hole done in each ear.  When I was 13 I got the third hole done.  When I was 18 I got my cartilege pierced in my left ear.  And when I turned 27 I got an industrial piercing done in my left ear.

7.  I like every kind of music.  My tastes tend to range from classical to rock, and everything in between.

6.  I am an over-tipper.  I tend to tip anywhere from 25-40%.

5.  One of my best friends is a waitress, and I think this may have something to do with my over-tipping.

4.  I used to keep my hair really long because I thought it was easier to take care of.  I was 27 when I got fed up and cut it all off up to my chin.  I won’t ever let it grow long again.

3.  I keep buying new books even though I have books on my bookshelves that I haven’t read.

2.  I want to be a high school English teacher.

1.  I want to be a writer.